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Drinks you’d Never Ask a Bartender

Looking to spice things up at the bar? We dare you to ask the bartender for one of these risqué drinks.


TheRingBearer.ca has compiled a list of drinks that may be hard to ask at first, but with each passing drink, could get easier. If you can’t do it, be sure to check out our La Bodega section for more drink ideas!

 

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Can you “Kick me in the Jimmy?”

1 Part Jagermeister

1 part Whiskey

1 part Tequila

1 part cinnamon schnapps

Shake well with ice, strain into shot glass

 

 

“French Kiss” me please

1 part Irish cream

1 part crème de cacao

1 part amaretto

Layer in shot glass

 

 

 

 

I want some “Booty Juice”

1 part Midori

1 part coconut rum

1 part spiced rum, splash of 151 proof rum

Shake with ice and strain into shot glass

 

 

Can you make me an “Orgasm”

1 part white crème de cacao

1 part amaretto

1 part Triple sec

1 part vodka

2 parts white cream.

Shake with ice and strain into shot glass (because there are so many ingredients it is more effective to make in large volume- about 6 shots)

 

 

I’ll take “3 Cunnilingus”

1 part Irish cream

1 part peach schnapps

2 parts pineapple juice

Whipped cream

Shake Irish cream, schnapps and pineapple juice with ice strain into shot glass top with whipped cream

 

My girlfriend would like some “S**t Juice”

8oz Vodka

3oz Orange juice

1 tablespoon powder lemonade mix

Mix in at least 12oz glass, stirring well until powder is dissolved, serves in 6-8 shot glasses

 

 

Can you give me an “Aggressive B*****b”

1 part grain alcohol

3 parts cola

Mix with ice and strain into a shot glass

 

 

 

 

I want to drink your “White Mess”

1 part white rum

1 part crème de cassis

1 part root beer schnapps

1 part coconut rum

1 part heavy rum

Shake with ice and strain into shot glass. (Because there are so many ingredients it is more effective to make in large volume- about 6 shots)

 

Hey! “S**t come F**K me”, please?

1part banana liquor

1 part Irish cream

Mix with ice, strain into shot glass

 

 

 

 

I need a “Banana up the a**” right now

1 part Whiskey

1 part Banana liquor

Mix and shake with ice, strain into a shot glass

 

 

 

 

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